Wheel of Time Humor Vault

The Wheel of Time Humor Vault (WOT Humor)

Most (but not all) of these humor posts are from the Page of Legends message board, the late Pages of Prophecy message board or Wheel of Time Alliance.

Humor posts are occasionally posted on the message boards. The regulars have a good chuckle over them, then the post disappears, to be forgotten forever. This archive preserves those humor posts for the regulars to enjoy over and over again and also for the new people so that they can enjoy this unique part of the Wheel of Time society.

Noteworthy Posts are denoted in bold.

All posts are copyright to the respective authors.

Post count: 180 posts + 24 chat transcripts. I think.

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Latest additions: Yup... FINALLY an official update (although the "Quotes from Chat"'s been unofficially updated now and then)... anyway... "How to Make WOT Groovier" by NightShade on his table and yet another update to "Quotes from Chat."

Next Update: Uhhh...

Questions? Check out the FAQ page to see if it's answered there.

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This archive was last updated 11/30/03

ukDarkhound

Diary of RJ	Creator and Shai'tan Have Dinner	Percival Comes to the Tower
The Forsaken Awaken	Lan's Alternate Stag Party*	The "Real" Oct. 20 RJ Chat Transcript
A WOT Quiz	Stag Party, The Christmas Special	Quotes You Wish You'd Hear in WOT
Tarmon Gaidon	WoT - The Musical	ukDarkhound's Moment of Oddity
Brown Ajah Ink Signals	Cooking With Narg	Of the Aiel that Fell Off the Skimming Platform
Brown Ajah Ink Signals 2	The Memphis Gathering	Jordanian Rhapsody
Two Theories	My Thoughts on the E-Prologue Thing	An Important Message

Nynaeve Sedai and/or Moiraine

The Shift Song	Winter's Heart - It's Funny	I Balefire You
Spice Girls Parody	Weekend with Rand's Grandma	More humor...
Nynaeve's Revenge	Blair WOT Project	Sisqo Vs. Rand
WOT Staff Meeting	WoT - The Reunion	The Cast Review tEotW
The Comeback Special

Kamarile

RJ and the Mat - A WoT Parody	Making Fun of Backstreet Boys!	Fun with Titles
If I Ever Became a Fantasy Herioine...	Taint Damage	Maiden's Choice
Three Little Pigs

NightShade

Randland TV: Religion	The Randland Radio Contest	When the Wheel Stopped (complete)
WOT Stock	How Ishmael Stole Christmas	The Insert Title Here Series
Page of Legends (Hotel Cal)	How to Make WOT Groovier

Talissa Sedai

WoT Christmas Concert	Dragon's Creek (series)	Ways to Get Rid of Annyoing Characters
RJ Interview	Sho'i'thur	WoT News 3000
The Taim Show	Diety Ceche	WoT Phantom of the Opera

Larry Homer

Bela - Not Just Any Horse?	The Eye Scream of the World	Renovating the White Tower
Reviewing the Darkfriends' Progress	Interview With Rand	A Mock Debate
From the Files of the Farstrider Club

Pablo

The Wheel Wars Saga	Ye Olde Wheel Wars Ep. 8	Bela - She's All I Ever Had
Wheel Wars: The Halloween Special	Rand's Exposed Demise

Patrick

Homes in Randland	The Mad Tower	Ghost Trollocs in the Sky
Aiel Oosquai	I Lost that Tugging Feeling

Sundara

Whitecloak Rules	Meeting in Shayol Ghul	The Day the Seals were Resealed
Long Live Insanity	Love Live Insanity, Special Edition

Raolin Darksbane

Strike Before Shayol Ghul

Lunchtime in Cairhein

Lady Basene's Clinic

Vandelay

More Book 9 Rumors

WoT Psychic Hotline

Horrible RJ Rumor

from the WOTA

Top 10 Signs That You Aren't The Dragon Reborn	Top 10 WOT Last Mistakes	Wheel of Time News
You Know You've Been Reading...	You Know You've Been Reading... 2	Ronald, Not the Dragon Reborn
Letter From RJ Sean Quinn	Adventures in Finnland Smoke Ashalen	Ballad of Mazrim Taim Ariella Sedai

Various Authors

The Randland Awards Author Unknown	Rand's Wedding Barid Bel	A Really Cute WOT animation Rio Shade
Christmas in Randland Mat Cauthon (WOTA)	History Meets WOT I The Masterizer	The Idiot's Guide to Randland The Gray Fox
The Stag Party Continues Alys Li	The Revenge of Asmodean Jain	The Return of Lanfear The Chatter's Consortium
Wotology Loial	Uses for Liquid Saidin MarkWCats	A Guide to Defeating a Gholam at Home Mike Cauthon
RJ's WoT Checklist Liauni Sedai	WoT Jeporady Nik	Rand vs. Moridin Grahf
A Real Life Nynaeve Nynaeve	12 Days of WoT Christmas Conundrum	A Rather Mad Theory Belrohan
Moiraine's 3 Questions Hatgirl	WoT Restaurant Various contributors	The Start of the White Tower Leafblighter
The True Story of Shaidar Haran Ariella Sedai	Randland Alt Bands Capulet	WoT Chicken Road Crossings Capulet
More Chicken Road Crossings Various Authors	The TRUE Story of the Taint Leafblighter and Ariella Sedai	Randomness Brandi Sedai
Random Adventures in Randland The Masterizer	WoT Mottoes Author Unknown	Taintaholic Notorgo
The Reunion Aradhana Sedai	Wheel of Time Ramblings Ashaman Fansler	A Rather Weird Episode Lord Aldwyn Mandeleyn
Interview with a Forsaken Be'lal	The Egwene Chronicles Raven	J'Parody Matolen
If RJ Died... Fern	Worst Possible WoT Endings Grahf	WoT Chattified Matola
The Night Sanity Fled Traveler of the Ways	What Happens Next Ellisande	Grandpa Brad's Review of WH TAN/HIG
Creator and Dark One Play Pool Min and Daughter of Nine Moons	My Father, the Creator Raven	Grandpa Brad's Review of tEotW High Inquistor Gaidin
Randland Technical Support The Masterizer	A Long Suffering Fan's Prayer Ariella Sedai	WOT Basketball Tournament The Masterizer
Misadventures of Bob and Rhodric Shadowkiller	The Dark One's Dictionary B. Garrett & J. Shaw	FAQE Michael Thompson
TEOTW Abridged Author Unknown	WOT Personals Kelly Sedai	Search Queries Humor Vault Exclusive
Randland Christmas Party Shadow Fairie	Comments on Cover Art Various Contributors	Crazy Theories and Predictions Sk
An Author's Convention ??	ACoS Behind the Scenes Nicole S.M.	WOT Light Bulb Jokes Various Authors
An Interview With Rand Kelly Sedai	Randland Dating Game Shadow Fairie	The Cast Portrayed As... Various Authors

Various Lists

You Know You've Been Reading... Kara Sedai	You Know You've Reading... WoT FAQ	WOT What if's... Various authors
Wheel of Time Top 10s Cyndane	You Know You Are A WOT Addict If... PoP version	RJ's Overused Phrases Various authors
Top Ten Things Heard at Rand's Wedding Various Authors	You Know You've Been Reading... Morsayne	Top 35 WoT Last Words Narik
Top Ten Book 9 titles Yazzrin	Randland Practical Jokes Various authors	You Know You've Been Reading... Shadow Moon & ShadowRand
10 Reasons Why WOT is Better Than Men Lady Frenzy

Parodies

Andoran Pie Loial	Parody on "Torn" Lillen	Animal Song Parody Anara
Pre Tarmon Gaidon Concert Manwe	The Real Dragon Reborn Loial	Dragon Incarncation Ariella Sedai
Duke's Parodies Duke of Chaos	They Love You Thom Sander	Green Ajah Thom Sander
Rand's Rhapsody Kelly Sedai	World's Eye Kelly Sedai	Kelly's Parodies Kelly Sedai
Twas the Night Before... Shadow Fairie	DoL Version of Rudolf Shadow Fairie

PoL Chat Transcripts

Quotes from Chat	The (in)famous Fertilizer Joke	Roller Coaster Discussion
Proof that females really dig TPM	The Tink-TPM Whisper War	Fruits
Markers	Hitting on an_man	The Phantom Hole Diggger
Four Course Meal	Grody Chat Women	Mouthwash
TPM's Boredom/Teasing Roy	Apple-Paddy Drunk (on love)g	Ash Being Played like a Fiddle
Chats Chatting	What I Learned in Chat	Wotties 2002
Smoldering Navel	Swords	Dictionary Fun
List of TPMisms	The Chat Egos	Math

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