Sure, we get the tale of the real Dragon Reborn, but I for one would like to hear a story or two about the one's who weren't. Not just the popular one's either. Everyone's heard of Mazrim Taim and Logain and that Darksbane chap. Surely there's millions of other deluded fools out there in Randland who woke up one morning thinking it'd be a good lark to save the world. Perhaps their story would go something like this:

Ronald, Definitely NOT the Dragon Reborn

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Ronald: "Behold the mighty sword, Callandor!"

Man 1: "That's not a sword."

Ronald: "Exactly."

Man 2: "But, it's just a piece of rolled up newspaper."

Ronald: "To the untrained eye. In actuality it is the most poweful ter'angreal there is. The sword-that-is-not-a-sword."

Man 2: "That's right. It ain't a sword. It's a piece of rolled up newspaper."

Ronald: "Speak not to your Lord Dragon in those tones unbeliever."

Man 1: "Look. Are you tellin' me that you, by some miraculous twist of luck, managed to storm the fortress of Tear, capture it, and take Callandor from the Stone, somefin' nobody's ever been able to do?"

Ronald: "Well.... yes."

Man 1: "When was this exactly?"

Ronald: "Oh, a few months back, I don't know."

Man 1: "But that newspaper says 'Two Rivers Tribune' and it's got yesterday's date on it."

Ronald: "Behold the power of the mighty Callandor. Able to see future events months in advance."

Man 1: "But I saw you buying it off the news vendor yesterday."

Ronald: "Darkfriend! My friend Loial will tear you limb from limb."

Man 2: "That's just a tree."

Ronald: "Ha, never seen an Ogier before hey? They don't like being called names you know. He's getting angry."

Man 2: "The tree's getting angry?"

Ronald: "See! Now you've done it, he's fairly shaking with rage."

Man 1: "That's the wind."

Ronald: "You dare mock me? I'll smite you with this rod of bale-fire!"

Man 2: "That stick you just broke off that tree?"

Ronald: "Loial handed it to me."

Man 1: "Look, if you're really the Dragon Reborn, show us some magic."

Ronald: "Ah, a test of my power. Let it be done. See how this rock moves without being touched. Behold!"

Man 2: "You kicked it."

Ronald: "I did not."

Man 1: "You did too. I saw you."

Ronald: "You obviously don't know the first thing about channeling."

Man 2: "That's right. But I do know a thing or two about kickin' rocks, and that, my good man, was undoubtably a demonstration of it."

Ronald: "I'll challenge the Dark One!"

Man 2: "I wouldn't recommend it, unless that rolled up piece of newspaper's got somethin' solid inside it to hit Him with."

Ronald: "Callandor will smite the evil one. Come Shai'tan, and face the wrath of the Dragon and his friend Ogier."

*large thunderbolt*
Man 1: "I didn't know tree's could run."

Man 2: "Bloody false Dragons."