One day a saw a tower black,
I sneezed and burped and coughed and hacked,
Because I chanelled just the day before...woah!

I walked up to a man named Taim.
He cursed and spat and asked my name,
And didn't blink when I said Demandred...Wow!

*sirens blare*
They're coming to take me away ha ha!
They're coming to take me away ho ho!
He he ha ha to the funny farm
with trees and flowers and flaming birds
with nice young men in their clean black coats and they're coming to take me away ha ha!

Remember when I healed a rock
and set on fire the M'Hael's sock
And heard a crazy voice inside my head...ung!

I looked and stared and looked around
I mumbled words, I mowed the ground
And then I spoke the Old Tongue like a pro...Boo!

*sirens blare*
They're coming to take me away ha ha!
They're coming to take me away ho ho!
He he ha ha to the happy home
Where life is beautiful all the time.
Where Power-weavers sit and stare
and wait for the madness to come
and they're coming to take me away ha ha!

~Patrick