Guide to Disposing of Major Annoyance - I Mean Characters


Rand al’Thor:- Tell him that it is possible for channellers to survive Sheathing the Sword.

Aviendha (or any Aielman/woman):- Tell her that she has displeased you. She will promptly offer to kill herself.

Any Cairhienin:- Tell an important member of another House that the intended victim has invented a nearly fool-proof plan to gaining the throne.

Any Aes Sedai:- Give her a pile of untested ter’angreal and tell her that they will teach her the secrets of the Age of Legends.

Any Blue Sister:- Place her in a room with thirteen Red sisters.

Any Red Sister:- Place her in a room with thirteen Blue sisters.

A Trolloc:- Dress up as a Myrddraal and order them to enter a Waygate and stay there.

A Myrddraal:- Dress up as a Forsaken and order them to enter Shadar Logoth and stay there.

A Forsaken:- Dress up as Shai’(you know) and tell them, DEATH IS THE KEY TO INFINITE POWER.

Nynaeve al’Meara:- Get her so angry that she pulls her scalp right off her head.

Perrin Aybara:- Mention how much Faile would appreciate it if he died for her.

Masema (or another Shienaran):- Say, “The Lord Dragon commands your death.”

This is all I’ve been able to think of for now, but hopefully more shall come.

~Talissa Sedai