My Thoughts on the whole e-prologue thing...
[Editor Note: Perhaps I'd better explain this. A few days ago, there was an annoucement made that the Prologue to book 9, Winter's Heart, would be made available for $5 in the e-book format. Needless to say, there were tons of outraged people at the Page of Legends, most of whom were used to getting the Prologue for free via www.tor.com. About 3 days worth of posts were dedicated to this subject and even those who usually don't post anything put in their 2 cents about why or why not this e-book thingie is a good idea. This is ukDarkhound's 2 cents.]
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