Brown Ajah Ink Signals 2


I'd have loved to have conceived some new humour with which to make my ThePortalStone debut - but then I thought "bugger it, post something from the archives, there's enough people that haven't seen it that you'll get away with it!" I did edit it a little though.

So, just time enough for me to say congrats on the new site Donna & Matt, may I corrupt it with presence? *s*

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Novice guide to Brown Ajah Ink Signals:
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Smudge shape: Triangular
Direction: Upward
Area: Nose
Meaning: Please fetch the Amyrlin, I think I've found a Dragon.

Smudge shape: Triangular
Direction: Downwards
Area: Nose
Means: Forget the Amyrlin, I just killed the Dragon

Smudge shape: Triangular
Direction: Left/Right
Area: Nose
Means: The Dragon - he went thattaway!

Smudge shape: Circular
Direction: N/A
Area: Left cheek
Means: Back off sisters, this man is mine.

Smudge shape: Circular
Direction: N/A
Area: Right Cheek
Means: back off sisters, this woman is mine.

Smudge shape: Star
Direction: N/A
Area: Forehead
Means: It appears I have been shot in the forehead with a crossbow bolt.

Smudge shape: Thin line
Direction: Horizontal
Area: Upper Lip
Means: I'll thankyou for not mentioning my mustache.

Smudge shape: Thin Line
Direction: Vertical
Area: Chin
Means: The mustache was such a success I thought I'd go for a goatee.

Smudge shape: Roughly Circular
Direction: N/A
Area: Covering one eye
Means: I've been in an Ebou-Dari Bar Brawl.

Smudge shape: Roughly Circular
Direction: N/A
Area: Covering one of your warder's eyes.
Means: I've just taught my warder not to answer *me* back.

Smudge shape: Roughly Circular
Direction: N/A
Area: Covering both eyes
Means: If I dress like Marilyn Manson, can I infiltrate the black ajah?

Smudge shape: Oblong
Direction: Horizontal
Area: Covering both eyes
Means: I've just featured as one of the women from the "reader's wives" section of an Ebou Dari Pornographic publication.

Smudge shape: Triangular
Direction: Any
Area: Over one eye
Means: Yes, as a matter of fact I did used to be in "Kiss".

Smudge shape: Long, thick, almost oblong
Direction: Horizontal
Area: Covering the eye & bridge of the nose
Means: Take it from me - never sunbathe in a balaclava.

Smudge shape: Stripes
Direction: Vertical:
Area: whole face
Means: So I fell asleep on the barbeque. It could happen to anyone.

Sumdge shape: Wierd mystical squiggle
Direction: n/a
Area: Forehead
Means: "The Aes Sedai formerly known as Brown Ajah"

Smudge shape: "D" shaped
Direction: N/A
Area: Forehead
Means: I appear to have forgotten my name and where I live. I think I'll pick AOL as my ISP.

Smudge shape: Bell shaped
Direction: Upwards
Area: Over the lips
Means: You guessed it, I'm Monica Legwinsky.

~ukDH