The Cast Reviews EotW - aka My Comeback Post
Well, I know i've been kind of neglecting my duties as President of the Humor Poster's Guild, so I got the creative juices flowing, and thought this little series up. I promise it won't go longer than 6 posts, however!! So without further ado, My Comeback Post.
The Cast of WOT Reviews TEOTW
Nynaeve: Well, I've called you all here today to discuss these books that have been written about us. I've been hearing quite a bit about them, and decided it would be best if we all read them together.
Lan: I agree with my master...er, mashiara.
Rand: I uh, think that?s a good idea, too. *looks around nervously*
Egwene: Oh it just sounds great!
Elayne: Sure, I'm all for it.
Nynaeve: Well, it seems that everyone thinks it's a good idea, so I have with me some copies of the first book 'The Eye of the World'?I think we should all read through chapter five and discuss it tomorrow.
-THE NEXT DAY-
Nynaeve: Well, is everyone as shocked as I am?
Mat: Why were you shocked Nynaeve?
Nynaeve: Because that stupid Robert Jordan made me out to be some snotty little farm girl who does nothing but sniff and tug her braid!! *sniffs* *tugs braid*
Egwene: I thought it was quite good. It's a little bit to early to actually determine what the book will be like, but it's quite good.
Moiraine: I love it. Robert Jordan makes me out to be some sort of enchanting queen. I like the way he calls me 'The Lady Moiraine.'
Perrin: Why does he always mention the fact that people think I'm a little slow?
Mat: Because you are, Perrin.
-5 Minutes Later-
Perrin: I am not slow!!
Nynaeve: Perrin, what are you talking about? That was 5 minutes ago!
Perrin: oh.
Moiraine: Well, what did you think, Rand?
Rand: Um, I, ah, um, liked the parts with me in them.
Lan: Which parts, boy?
Rand: Um, the exciting ones?
Egwene: What was your favorite part, Rand?
Rand: *sweats nervously* Well, uh, um, I have to go! *runs out*
Nynaeve: What has gotten into that boy?
Narg the Trolloc: I can't believe he killed me off! I was the best part!!!
Elayne: Why am I not in it yet???
Nynaeve: Now calm down everyone, for tomorrow I think we'll read to chapter 15, because the book is so long, and the writer probably doesn't want this humor post to drag on and on. Sound good? Great.
Well, there you have it. The first in my 'comeback' series of posts. A little late for a Wottie nomination, but what the hey, it isn?t all about the Wotties, it's about the humor it brings to people's lives. **Author?\'s Note** Ignore that last sentence, this author would like to state that it IS all about the Wotties and she is extremely mad that she didn?t get nominated for one!! *g* *jk*
NynaeveSedai
Bonded to Jaem_Gaidin
President of the HPG