Aiel Oosquai
Sung to the tune of George Jones' "White Lightning"
Well in western Sharaad clan lands, way back in the hills,
Lived my First Father and he had him a still.
He brewed Aiel Oosquai till the sun went down
And then he'd fill him a jug and he'd pass it around.
Mighty mighty pleasein' that good Segade squeezin'
Wssssshhhhhh.....Aiel Oosquai!
Well the Shienarans, Treekillers, Sharamen too,
Searchin' for the place where he made his brew.
The were lookin' tryin' to book him but First Father kept on cookin'
Oooooohhhhhh.....Aiel Oosquai!
Well I asked my First Father why he called it brew,
Aiel Oosquai 'stead of Desert Dew.
I took a sip and right away I knew
Cause my eyes bugged out and my face turned blue.
Lightning started crashin' thunder started flashin'
Wssssshhhhhh....Aiel Oosquai!
Well the Tairens, Sea Folk, Illianers too,
Searchin' for the place where he made his brew.
They were lookin' tryin' to book him but First father kept on cookin'
Oooooohhhhhh.....Aiel Oosquai!
Well a big Wetlander came and he said "I'm tough,
I think I wanna try that powerful stuff."
He took a jug and he drank it down
And I could here him a moanin' as he hit the ground.
Mighty mighty pleasin' old Segade squeezin'
Wssssshhhhhh.....Aiel Oosquai!
Well the Andorans, Asha'man, Aes Sedai too
Lookin' for the place where he made his brew.
They were lookin' tryin' to book him but First Father kept on cookin'
Oooooohhhhhhh....Aiel Oosquai!!
Hehe.
Patrick
Bonded to Saiph Sedai