You Know You've Been Reading Too Much WOT If...
- You have a stash of canned foods secreted away in preparation for Tarmon Gaidon.
- You buy yellow contacts and moodily pretend to be a wolf-brother.
- You have ever seriously attempted the flame and the void.
- You have ever tried to walk in "Cat Crosses the Courtyard" style.
- You wish they'd bring out a WOT action figure series.
- You've ever sectretly envisioned while walking the dog that you are sul'dam to its damane and mentally ordered the destruction of innocent passerby's.
- You avoid reading the books aloud in case you come across the Dark One's name and unwittingly call his attention to yourself.
- You wear a cheap, two dollar foxhead medallion on the off-chance it will protect you if you happen across any Aes Sedai.
- You've ever been to Tel-aran-rhiod.
- You have ever, when asked by a close friend for advice, sagley replied "Sometimes the only alternative is to sheath the sword."
- You've converted you're "Game of Life" board into a "Game of the Houses" setting, complete with back-stabbing daggers, and untraceable poisons.
- You are genuinly surprised that you girlfriend is upset when you tell her that you are in love with two other women.
- You tug irritably on your braid every time you get mad, even though you don't have one.
- You go to a mental institution to visit your male companions who had the ability to channel.
- When you hear about an Earthquake, Hurricane or other natural disaster you can't help but wonder if Tarmon Gaidon is near.
- When you win a game of poker, you wonder if it really was just luck...
- You start a mailing list and debate the intracasies of the books that Robert Jordan himself has never thought of!