You Know You've Been Reading Too Much WOT If... 2
- You are sure one of your family members is Black Ajah.
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You leash one of your younger siblings with a dog collar and proceed to break their will.
(Not necessarily restricted to WOT addicts)
- You proclaim yourself Dragon Reborn and hoist Lews Therin's banner above your house to
inspire fear throughout the neighbourhood.
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You have the seventh seal to the Dark One's prison.
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You are sure that scrawling the dragon's fang on enemies doors is an ideal form of revenge
and make a regular practice of it.
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There is a voice inside your head. (Note... see number 2)
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You've played WOT with your Star Wars action figures. (TIP: Han makes a passable Rand)
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You avoid groups of women any larger than twelve in number rather unfortunately making
your position as the head of the CWA a precarious thing indeed.
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You have ever ordered, to a barman's complete mystification, an Andoran wine.
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You won't smoke anything except Two River's tabac.
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You've ever put someone to the question to admit to crimes they haven't commited.
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Imagined, whilst eating your morning serving of cheerios, that you have control of the
weather through your cereal bowl.
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You have ever called a man "wool-headed" or "mule-stubborn" for no apparent reason.
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Responded to a passenger's voiced uncertainty at your careless changing of lanes with the
words "The Wheel weaves as the Wheel wills."