**Lanfear sings I will survive**

First I was afraid, I was petrified...
When I drilled that bloody bore I was nearly fried...
But then I spent eternal nights, thinking how Lews just did me wrong,
And I grew strong, the Dark One helped me get along...

And now I'm back!
From Shayol Ghul!
I just got hear to find you flirting with some Andoran milk-haired fool,
You should have used a few more seals,
You should have used Saidar as well,
If you'd have known for just one second, I'd be back to give you hell

But just like me, you can survive!
Just say you'll be my sex-slave and I'll help you stay alive

Weren't you the one who went insane and killed your fiends,
well I could help you, stop you going round the bend....

**To the tune of Waterloo by Abba... sung by Mat, Perrin, Min, Elayne**

One night, at Toman Head
Ba-alzamon was defeated.
Oh yes!
and Rand had sealed his destiny in quite a splendid way...

The history book in Loial's pack...
says Rand is the man you should back....

Shayol Ghul!
The Dark One defeated, he's not so cool...
*saxophone bridge*
Shayol Ghul!
Father of Lies, who you tryin' to fool!
*da dum da dum da dum*
Shayol Ghul!
Shadar Haran may be really tall!
*saxophone* Shayol Ghul!
but Dragon's our man, so you'll never rule!

**Trollocs singing to the tune of I'm a Lumberjack...**

I'm a ShadowSpawn, and I'm okay!
I eat all night, and I kill all day!
I cut down tree's, break people's knees, and go to the lavatory!
On wednesday's I go pillaging, and have buttered Shienarans for tea!

I'm a ShadowSpawn, and I'm OK
I eat all night, and I kill all day!
I cut down trees!
I wear high-hooves!
Some horns, and a human-hide bra!
I wish I were a female goat, just like my dear mama!

**Trollocs again, with the theme from the Monkeys..** Here we come....
walking down your street...
getting funniest looks from...
everyone we eat...

Hey Hey we're the Trollocs!
And people think we rampage around!
But we're to busy killing!
to put anybody down...

We're just trying to be unfriendly!
So come and watch us maim and kill!
Coz we're the dark generation!
And we've got blood to spill!

**Rand Al'Thor singing to the tune of River Deep, Mountain High**

When I was a little boy I was a shepherd,
And I just used to shepherd sheep,
Now it turns out that I'm the bloody dragon!
It's got so much I cannot sleep!

And I get madder, baby...
... every day...
And it gets harder baby...
... to get my way...

Oh, do you love me, why oh why?
Two Rivers Deep, DragonMount High!
(yeah, yeah, yeah!)
If I lose control I'll probably die.....
Oh how I love you Saidin!
Saidin, Saidin, Sai-diiiin!

**Jain Farstrider singing I love to go a wandering..**

I love to go, a-wandering,
along the tractless blight..
And as I go, I love to sing!
Coz I am not too bright....

Val-da-reee! Val-da-raaa! Val-d- reeee! Val-de-RAAAAAAGHGHGGH!

**Mat Cauthon singing to Californian Girls..**

Well Aiel girls are hip, I really dig those veils they wear...
And Seanchan girls, with their lacquered nails, make me laugh with their silly hair...
And Andoran girls with their soft blonde curls, they really make me feel alright..
And Fal-Daran girls, with the way they grip, they keep their boyfriends warm at night..

...I wish they all could be EbouDari, I wish they all could be EbouDari, I wish they all could be EbouDar girls...

**Semirhage singing to the tune of Favourite Things...**

Shackles and Handcuffs and things that restrain you,
Thumbscrews and stretch-racks and things that will pain you,
Items that hurt you, and burn you, and sting,
these are a few of my favourite things..."

When the whip cracks!
When your bones crack,
When your black and blue....
I think of a few of my favourite things,
and then do them all..... to you!"

**Novice in the pigeon loft at the tower, singing to Losing my Religion...**

That's me in the corner...
That's me in this dank loft,
loosing all the pigeons...

**Mat Cauthon again, staying alive...**

Well you can tell by the way I run like hell,
I'm a cowardly man, but I'm alive as well.
I wear a hat, I play the fool,
but my fox medallion keeps turning cool,

So I'm running,
running away,
While you all run the other way,

I'm not brave,
I will admit,
But I'm alive so who gives a sh*t?

Maybe I am shaking, or maybe I am faking, but I'm staying alive, staying alive....

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