To the tune of "The Thong Song" by Sisqo-
To be sung by Lan to Nynaeve

Ooo that dress looks scandalous
You know another Warder can't handle it
Tuggin that braid like who's the ish
With a look in her eyes so Darkfriend-ish

She likes to Heal in the Carhien spots
With the menagerie Thom's swallowing hots
Watch out or your ears she will box
She is my mashiara

She gave thumps by the truck, truck, truck
Channelled like what, what, what
Baby just sniff, sniff, sniff

Lemme sing it again

She gave thumps by the truck, truck, truck
Channelled like what, what, what
Baby just sniff, sniff, sniff

All night long,
Let me see that shi-i-ift
Ooo ooo baby baby ooo,
that shi-shi-shi-shi-shift

Yeah, that Shift!!