More Humor...


These Frequently Asked WoT Questions were answered by my very good friend (who has never read WoT nor has any desire to) who wishes to remain anonymous. She finally burst out what she thought after the thousandth time I tried to explain the books to her...I thought it was hilarious, hope you do too!

What are your thoughts on Nynaeve al'Meara?
Duh, Nynaeve wears a wig. I mean, it probably gets hot or itchy, no wonder she always tugs her braid, she wants to get that dumb thing off!

Do you think Moiraine is really dead?
Yah, what can I say?

Do you think Demandred is in disquise as Mazrim Taim?
Yes. If I was the "Forsaken Demandred" I would be in disquise too. "Hi, I'm the Forsaken Demandred, how are you?" Sounds kinda funny don't ya think?

Who is beating Sheriam up and why?
I think Sheriam is beating herself, she just wants attention, she doesn't have a family so she just wants people to pity her. Kind of extreme though.

What's up with Shaidar Haran?
He's a halfbreed.

Where is Semirhage hiding herself?
At the dentist's office, she enjoys watching the drillings.

How can Rand cleanse saidin ?
Exorcists, or maybe a priest, they can help.

How will Mat meet the Daughter of the Nine Moons?
Dating services, or try the ads in magazines.

Will Rand get with Aviendha, Min or Elayne?
All of them, why not? He likes them, they like him, he's only human!

What do you think will happen in Winter's Heart?
Summer will get jealous, why not name the book Summer's Heart? Summer has a heart too, I feel sorry for poor, forgotton summer, no one ever pays attention to it. Yeah, if you ask anyone what their favorite season is, they will say summer. Crazy author, always picking favorites, how cruel.