Making Fun of the Backstreet Boys (yeah!)


Bet that got you to look! I must say that the Backstreet boys deserve whatever crap is used to make fun of them- this included. My sister made up a basic version and i expanded on it. This was, of course, before she had read about Ishy being Ba'alzamon. (the other Forsaken are backup singers.) Enjoy!

My eyes
Are fire
My one
desire
Is to kill you
Lews Therin
And mat and Perrin

We
Are Ages apart
And none of you's that smart
Lews Therin
Except for Verin

Tell me why-ee!
(Ain't nothin' but a side wound)
Tell me why-ee!
(Ain't gettin' better too soon)
Tell me why-ee
I'm after you, Lews Therin
And Mat and Perrin

Was your
sword fire?
Was it's
desire
To brand you
Lews Therin
Brand with a heron!

Tell me why-ee!
(Ain't nothin' but a side wound!)
Tell me why-ee!
(Ain't gettin' better too soon!)
Tell me why
I'm after you, Lews Therin
A-and Ma-at a-and Perrin!

Now I can see the Bore's falling apart
Those seals made of cuendillar,
Ye-ah!
No matter the distance
I want you to know-
I know just where you are!

'cause my eyes
Are fire
My one desire
Is to kill
To kill
to kill
Ye-a-a-ah!

Don't wanna hear you!
Ain't nothin' but a side wound!
Ain't gettin' better too soon!
Tell me why
I'm after you Lews Therin
And Mat and Perrin

Tell me why-ee!
(Ain't nothin' but a side wound!)
Tell me why-ee!
(Ain't gettin' better too soon)
Tell me why
I'm after you, Lews Therin
And Mat and Perrin.

'Cause you're marked
With a heron.

I am currently at work on a parody of "The Raven". I know it's been done, but mine is on a different WoT subject. But it was a nice feeling to mock the Backstreet Boys. If only I got the chance to dop the same for 'N Sync...

-Kamarile