10.Challenging an Ogier to a thumb wrestle.

9.Inviting a Trolloc over for dinner and serving Ceasar salad.

8.Having never met one before, trying to impress friends/girlfriends with the rather tough "What are you looking at?" line on a Myrddraal.

7.Wearing your "Saidin Rocks" T-Shirt to the annual Red Sister Convention under the false impression that it is the venue for the Asha-man bucks party.

6.After winning at Monopoly and Trouble, challenging a Cairhienian to the only other board game available, the Game of Houses, complete with back-stabbing daggers and the new, untraceable poison.

5.Mistaking a sleeping Green Man for a tree in your search for firewood, and setting to with an axe.

4.Mistaking a sleeping Green Man for a tree in your search for firewood, and setting to with an axe.

3.Mistaking a Hell-Hound for a sweet dog and calling its attention to one's self with the words "Here puppy, puppy, puppy."

2.Pledging your soul to the Dark One as a joke under the false pretense that the old "I was crossing my fingers" line will nullify the bargain.

1.Naming your sheepdog Shai'tan.