9. You proudly display the herons on your palms, only to be glibly informed that temporary tatoos don't count as brands.

8. You take the Stone Of Tim, rather bravely in the face of his crying and his mother's scolding,only to discover that some joker has translated your version of the Keraethon Cycle incorrectly.

7. You eagerly accept an audience with thirteen red sisters after foolishly mistaking their message, under the impression that they are here to be 'gentle' with you.

6. Your "People of the Dragon" consist of your thirteen year old sister, some guy that happened to be passing by, and a lame donkey called Roger.

5. Your attempt to break the world ends with only a broken fingernail.... and a painful at that.

4. You bravely challenge the Forsaken, but they seem more intent on laughing at you than fighting.

3. You try to enter the Flame and the Void, and just get really bored.

2. That mysterious voice in your head finally reveals himself to be some guy named George.

1. The three women that loved you turned out to have been playing one big practical joke on you from the beginning.